If I'm supposed to be keeping a blog about me quitting the internet for a month for the sake of posterity, I should really try to keep up with it. I think Mark Twain predicted blogging 150 years ago with this quote,
Whats interesting is, is Twain wrote that in 1869, an era noted for its general lack of idleness. I mean they didn't exactly have indoor plumbing and auto service centers. You had to use hand pumps, straight razors, feed and shovel out your pimpin ride, and undo corsetry for the sake of bumping the unbathed uglies. Mind you corsets require amazing patience and strength to endure, and only the members of the warrior classes can properly use them as a sexual tool. If such a hardy folk as those who were building railroads over the Rocky Mountains, rebuilding their sacred racist institutions to endure for 100 years more, and beating the bejeezus out of each other in 90 round bare knuckle boxing matches could not maintain a simple diary, what hope does my technology induced ADD self have?
If you wish to inflict a heartless and malignant punishment upon a young person, pledge him to keep a journal a year.Yep, sounds about right. Then again, Mark Twain was a cantankerous fart.
Whats interesting is, is Twain wrote that in 1869, an era noted for its general lack of idleness. I mean they didn't exactly have indoor plumbing and auto service centers. You had to use hand pumps, straight razors, feed and shovel out your pimpin ride, and undo corsetry for the sake of bumping the unbathed uglies. Mind you corsets require amazing patience and strength to endure, and only the members of the warrior classes can properly use them as a sexual tool. If such a hardy folk as those who were building railroads over the Rocky Mountains, rebuilding their sacred racist institutions to endure for 100 years more, and beating the bejeezus out of each other in 90 round bare knuckle boxing matches could not maintain a simple diary, what hope does my technology induced ADD self have?
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